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Profiles
Players: Ramuh, Paintdog, Mickey D
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Team Profile
PBN Name:Hurricane (now known as Ramuh)
Real Name: Kyle Oksiuta
Age: 13
Job: Student (I guess)
Hobbies: Uhh paintball net, basketball, girls
Homepage: http://members.xoom.com/kyleo
Team: Ghostbusters! (nananananananana)
Stats: Ever: Welp about 31k splats in 5k games for Hurricane, 15k in 4k
games for Ramuh, soo.....46k splats in 9k games =)
Time Played: A long time....uhh I was Acid on Binabik along time
ago...don't remember how long though.
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud
of?] : Getting 46k splats, giving newbies over 200k, being on Purple
Haze when it was one of the best teams ever
PB Pet Peeves: Bullies and Meanies!
Fav. PB Weapon: Hand-to-Hand Combat =)
Fav. Bot: a dumb bot
Fav. PBN Player: Mickey D, because he always gives me fries and calls
me Ramuh-Ramuh-Ding-Dong for some odd reason. ;)
Also Spy, because I know him in RL and he always backs me up in a fight
=) *i.e. MFD, Beowulf, Qtpie* ;)
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] :
Hurricane enters in on his tricycle> RING RING!
Hurricane leaves on his tricycle> RING RING!
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Saying "Go Team Go" when there's no game going on. =)
<Hurricane throws <person> in ignore land.> There are no trikes where
you're going!
Gimme a hug!
The human head weighs 8 lbs!
Other/ Comments:
If everyone is wondering why I didn't tell them I was Ramuh, prolly cuz
you never asked. ;)
PBN Name:paintdog
Real Name:Brad Salyers
Age:23
Job: Barge Inspector, real boring job don't even ask me to explain it to
ya =)
Hobbies: Restoring and customizing classic Volkswagens, paintball, and
whatever else can keep me out of trouble
Homepage:None (too lazy to make one)
Team:Crimson Death
Stats: Ever: You have not got enough money to play this game, carrying
159/200.
(EVER) GAMES:7410 BONUS:12040000 SPLATS:17339 ACCURACY:38%
GAMES SURVIVED:1328 BOT SPLATS:1575 PLAYER SPLATS:381
(CURRENT) BONUS:2000 SPLATS:4 ACCURACY:66%
Time Played: August or September 1997 can't remember
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud
of?] : well i'm just pretty happy about still being here playing. there
are so many people quitting now. It's sad. But I am also glad to be up
over
the 10k mark (soon to be 20k hehehe yeah right)
PB Pet Peeves: Whiners, People who think they know the game inside and
out but have only been playing for like 3hours, excessive cursing (it's
just not necessary)
Fav. PB Weapon: my pile of cow dung <exp> <exp> (waist mounted nade
launcher)
Fav. Bot: The only good bot is a dead bot. Unless it's one that kills a
newbie in a vival game ;) just kidding.
Fav. PBN Player:Man this is a hard one there are so many really great
players and so many people that i enjoy talking to (most I can only talk
to because lord knows I can never splat them). I won't even try to name
names because I know I would forget some of you guys so i'll put it like
this. You know who you are ;)
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] :The name is Dog <fixes
cuffs on shirt sleeve> paintdog.
If your a hider and you know it clap your hands <clap,clap>. If your
a
hider and ya know it then your splats will surely show it if your a
hider
and ya know it clap your hands.
Other/ Comments: Well I would just like to say that this is the most
addicting game on the planet. RM and Dug keep up the good work
PBN Name: Mickey D
Real Name: Michael Donlin
Age: 15
Job: Unemployed
Hobbies: None that I know of
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Ring/5237/
Team: Chorus
Stats: Ever:
GAMES:8830
BONUS:14461000
SPLATS:19732
ACCURACY:23%
GAMES SURVIVED:2266
Time Played: About 8 months
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud
of?] :
I have become the most annoying player (along with justin); I hold the
record for being splatted the most by the same person game after game
(Brockman, like 30 times); when I first hit 10,000 splats; When I had
$50,000 (that didn't last long); Got on Chorus.
PB Pet Peeves: Stupid people, you know who you are.
Fav. PB Weapon: a high-velocity semi-automatic paintball rifle
Fav. Bot: Damn Bot
Fav. PBN Player:
(I'm gonna have a lot of people mad at me) I have a few favorite
players. Eric Gray, you helped me BIG TIME when I was a newbie (he got
my an inviso suit and a HV and showed me how to play); QtPie is one of
the nicest, if not THE nicest player on (she bought me my first level
up; I will dump a lot of money on her yet); everybody on Team Chorus is
cool (except for you Optimus Prime, you suck :); JAWSATEME, Sharp
Shooter, Brockman, Lurch, Dark Angel, Supters, TheDemon, TaRqUiN, Spume,
Dave, Random, and that one guy I can't remember. All you people are bad
ass.
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] :
"Would you like fries with that?"
"Chorus, Damn we're good."
"Chorus! We dance, we sing, we dance around singing!"
"Ramuh-Ramuh-Ding-Dong!"
"Would you like fries with that?"
Other/ Comments:
I'm just surprised how a game so simplistic as this one has managed to
be so addicting, even though the main reason this game is what it is,
believe it or not, is the people. So just think, the better the people
are, the better the game is. Would you like fries with that?
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