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P.B.N.N
(Paintball Net Newsletter)

P.B.N.N Issue #5

Profiles
Team Cancer, Players Eric Gray, God and EZ
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<Team Profile
<NOTE: Cancer is no longer..I'm glad we were able to do a profile on one of the most outstanding teams before it went into
the history books.>

Team: Cancer
Member List:

Random
Mekillot Meggere
Forkius Frite
Thunder
SPAMKILLER
RaptorRed
Merlin
FiFa
OxYgEn
Soundtraxx
GTUP
NIKESPEED
Mr Death
Boarder
blast
Frocer
Mumble
Camf
Leader: Random
No. Of Members: 18
Motto: Can you stop Cancer?........ I didn't think so!
Homepage: http://www.glasscity.net/users/random/paintball.htm
Stats:
(EVER) BONUS:61831000 SPLATS:85287 ACCURACY:52%
Requirements: 3k splats, On a lot, get splats, friendly, and want to have fun.
Who We are:THE BEST!
Achievements: A 5 member newbie team made it to the TOP10Teamever.
Goals:Get 100k splats, and pass TEF
Comments: WE ROCK, We own the secrets to the famous ZOOM ATTACK :) We got Forkius Frite what else is there to say?


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Player Profiles

PBN Name: Eric Gray
PB Pet Peaves:Clones, profanity, IDIOTS WHO USE ALL CAPS, stupid notes, spammers, vaders grenaders, and begging in shouts. Oh yeah, and 90's
Fav. PB Weapon: Don't really have one, maybe the High Velocity Mini grenade launchers, but they are too powerful and tend to unbalance the game. I tend ta use every weapon available, believing that each one has its own use. The trick is finding out what those uses are.
Fav. Bot:None, I hate all bots ;) mostly cause I can't seem ta win a vaders game these days ;)
Fav. PBN Player: Sabot, he helped me when I was a newbie the same as I help the newbies now. I knew him before he was a 90, and have been good friends with him since that time. Coming back ta chat with him was one of the major reasons I returned to PBTerm after my six month break.
Real Name: Eric Gray (go figure)
Age:25 (mentally 12 or so =)
Job:Entrepenuer/minimum wage slave (actually I got promoted recently so make that assistant manager minimum wage slave)
Hobbies:Chess, reading, long distance running (been in two marathons, wont tell ya the times, but at least I finished :), computers, Roleplaying games, minature gaming (warhammer 40k), drinking beer
Team:Captain and founder of StarshipTroopers (the best and only newbie help team out there ;)
Time Played:Ussually late night 10 pm to 6 am EST, though occasionally I will get on primetime 5 pm to 10 pm EST if the lag isnt so bad that the game looks like a slide show.
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : All the newbies' I have helped 1000th splat.
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] :None, guess I am just not too memorable :)
Other/ Comments: I need some veterans to help me out with StarshipTroopers, Supters, formerly Supterstar, and I are doing a good job with the team, but we cant be here everyday. Starships been on the top10 list on and off for the past few weeks, and all our newbies are coming along well. If you would like ta join a team thats about having fun and helping others, find me in the game, or send me a note. We may never get to top10 ever as a team, but many of our players will. Oh yeah, I am also looking at starting a branch off of Starship named the roughnecks for Veteran players, and newbies who "graduate" from the main arm of troopers. If you are a consistent player (at least 20 hours a week) who has more than 2000 splats and want to be part of the founding team of the roughnecks, send me a note.

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PBN Name: god
PB Pet Peaves: i hate that everyone takes the game so seriously. it's just a game. chill out y'all
Fav. PB Weapon: god"s
Thunderbolt[expansion][expansion] and a can
Fav. Bot: Stealth bot, cause they are what usually kills me. Gotta respect them for that.
Fav. PBN Player: Jazzy Jaz (where the hell did he go anyway?)
Real Name: Dan Grove
Age: 21
Job: Junior in College
Hobbies: driving, skiing, computers
Team: The Elite Few
Stats: Ever: (EVER) GAMES:3317 BONUS:3371500 SPLATS:4494 ACCURACY:42%
Time Played: 15 months
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : since teams began, there have always been a few that held strong through the months and made the game what it is today. I think my crowning achievement was when i joined the ranks of the Elite. and i am proud that we are still one of the dominant teams in the game.
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : "Ez for President 2000 // Rit for Vice-President 2000 // God for Surgeon-General 2000" -That's how it began. It is now some 13 lines long and continues to piss off people who arent mentioned and delight those who are.
"dew the dew // feel the dew // be the dew"
"God <descends from heaven.> Step forward and be judged."
Other/ Comments: It is amazing that a game so simple can force people around the world to stare at computer simulated paintball for hours on end. I had no idea what i was getting myself into when i began to play. Keep up the good work DavidRM and Dug.

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PBN Name: Ez, Think Simple, Erik, Zippy,
<space>Matt
PB Pet Peaves: Dont piss me off, no damn colors, dont piss me off, did i mention dont piss me off
Fav. PB Weapon: My 1000 round shooter
Fav. Bot: Stealth, cause it reminds me of my self
Fav. PBN Player: Presto
Real Name: Erik Zimmerman 462
Age: 19, 20 in 3 weeks <feb 21>
Job: Full time bullshiter, part time cook, House
Cook for Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity, Full time student, majoring in Hrad, Hotel Restaurant Administration, minor in bussiness
Hobbies: Drinking beer with my Brothers, Cars, anything relating to cars,drag racing, drinking, women, drinking, partying, hanging with my Bro's of Pi Kappa Phi
Team: The one the only, the oldest team in Pbterm History, The: TheEliteFew, or was that The Elite Few
Stats: Ever: duh? You have $9908, carrying 191/500.
(EVER) GAMES:9917 BONUS:20586500 SPLATS:31493 ACCURACY:43%
(CURRENT) BONUS:0 SPLATS:0 ACCURACY:0%
(TEAM) BONUS:28000 SPLATS:48 ACCURACY:200%
(TEAMEVER)BONUS:72892000 SPLATS:97750 ACCURACY:29%
ez suit[expansion][bot][bot][expansion][water] on your HEAD, EYES, NECK,
RIGHT SHOULDER, LEFT SHOULDER, BODY, WAIST, LEGS, FEET
a 1000 round shooter[expansion][satellite] on your RIGHT HAND, LEFT HAND
Time Played: I have been playing over a year and 6 months, since August 16,1996
Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : That i was the first to reach 10k splats, 20k, 30, shit anything in between, Have kept my super equip since the day the chop shop opened, am the best player on PBN except for PRESTO, well basically i am the SHIT, oh yea having my initials on the field for a few months
Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : aaaaauuuuuuggggggaaaaa aaaaauuuuuuggggggaaaaa Oh and while Pikes May know and blow, Pi Kapps Meet and eat,
Other/ Comments: I am a Pi Kappa Phi, at Oklahoma State University, i am from Tulsa Oklahoma, and now am currently living in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Proud of the fact that Stillwater sells one percent of the nations beer, and that is for a 30k people town.. beer is good, BTW i like J.W. Dundees Honey Brown. most domestics, and a few imports. Liquer is more to the lines of vodka, < no cheap shit, their is a difference> Peachtree Schnaps, and a few other liquers.

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