Paintball NET - PBNN Issue 7 [Profiles]

Member List: Handel QtPie (2) Beowulf CowboyM Stephen Gonja Sx Mickey D Shadow Lord Sabot JoseFresco

Motto: 'We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. Whaddaya say?' <reply by me:CHORUS- I say Dance:<Wiggle~(_/_)~Wiggle~(_|_)~Wiggle~(_\_)~Wiggle> I say Kiss: <smoooch> I say: Let's not go home just yet!!>

Stats: (CURRENT) BONUS:721000 SPLATS:1196 ACCURACY:37% (EVER) BONUS:16567500 SPLATS:22817 ACCURACY:29%

Requirements: First and foremost you must be a friend of ours. Getting alone with everyone on the team as well as everyone (for the most part) on PbNet. We like those people that are respectful, helpful, kind and generous. We don't base our requirements on splat count. We ask YOU to join, you don't ask us. :)

Who We are:We are a small team. The power lies with Beowulf and CowboyM and a small part by me. We three play a lot and have created a close nit team that kicks butt. You can usually find the team on Teams Current Top10 as well as Wulf, Cowboy and occasionally myself on the Player current Top10.

Achievements: We have become a consistent Current Top10 team with fewer players then most of the other teams on top10. We reached 20k splats and have become one team that people would like to join. :)

Goals: Getting on the Team Ever Top10 is on goal I personally have for the team. But mainly our t eam is about having a happy team that people want to stay on once they get their. (After you quit chorus there is a slime to none chance of being reenlisted.)

Comments: Although it's Handel's team, I, Qtpie, have done this profile. I would like to thank all the team members for their commitment to the team. You all Rock!

Tagged: Team Dudes is Tagged...Just got to know why they keep bumping us from the Top10 list!

Time Played: Since December of 1995, when the game was code-named "Survival Limited".

Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : First splat ever on another player: Dug splatted Presto, February, 1996.

Fav. Bot: Kamikazi because it takes out the most players in one shot. Muahahaha.

Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : "I WILL REBOOT AFTER THIS GAME."

Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : Well I like the fact that over the years I think I've done an ok job supporting the game, but I think I'm proudest of the fact that I'm the only one with a fat wiggler alias =)

A newbie spam tells you: gimme cash or I'll spell everything I say wrong and in ALL CAPS. p.s. gimme money I deserve it and oh ya tell RM I GET TO BE THE NEXT 90

Fav. PBN Player: Ya right there's way too many to list. I'd forget to name half the people and the other half no one here knows in the first place.

Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : df =) If you don't know what that means then it doesn't concern you.

Other/ Comments: mmmmForbiddenDonut out classes all of us in the name picking department.

Your person to Tag [who you want to be profiled NEXT issue] : Spumer =) *cackle*

Real Name: Chris Maccaux (for those of you who wondered how I came up with the name Macman, it's the first 3 letters of my last name. Please, stop telling me how much Macintosh's suck...)

Job: Industrial Electrician for Procter and Gamble in Green Bay, WI. I am responsible for the converting line that runs 65% of all the Puffs facial tissues in the world. I am considering a transfer to Cape Girardeau, MO to help start up a tissue/towel operation there.

Hobbies: Paintballing, collecting toys such as Kenner Starting Lineups, Hot Wheels and Matchbox, fishing, golfing, and playing with my son.

Stats: Ever: Stats for 'Macman': (EVER) GAMES:8182 BONUS:19837000 SPLATS:23961 ACCURACY:37%

Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] I'd have to say helping MacLeod Clan get to the top. I was part of an elite organization and am proud of it.

PB Pet Peeves: Keyboard Warriors. You know the kind... They come on to PBNet or any other chat site and act like Mr. Tough Guy. They probably ain't but 5' 1" and 110 lbs.

Spammers. The people that log in and spam until they get shut up, then quickly log off and back on with another name and continue spamming, again and again.

People who don't have a clue. There are lots of them. They don't know who they are. Too bad...

Fav. PB Weapon: It used to be a ULUHV loaded with NB ammo. Now, it's probably this nifty little HV launcher that I tote around. It rocks.

Fav. Bot: Hmmm.... they all kinda suck. Probably the coolest of the bunch would be the Stealth bot.

Fav. PBN Players: Randy Gilbertson. He doesn't come on often anymore (UO), but he is great. Brockman. When you absolutely have to have it in the morning... Brockman. Shooter. Great competitor, great to chat with. Where's he been? SAMSON. Cool as they come... Coldiron. Another casualty of UO.

Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : Hmm... Most of the time I run with chat off. I guess there isn't one.

Other/ Comments: Yeah... Hey one of you wanna-be hackers... Blow up the UO servers. Then maybe we'll get some of our best players back. =)

Your person to Tag [who you want to be profiled NEXT issue] : Lil Oly... fellow MacLeod Clan teammate and really cool guy.

Hobbies: Working to get in good health, playing baseball with friends (and being the ruler :-), programming with friends, playing PBNet with you fellas, and many more that most guys do.

Time Played: I am not sure of exact day but I believe it was sometime in the middle of September 1997.

Most Crowning PBN Achievements[what have you done that you are proud of?] : I share a pretty cool team with 19 other guys and I'm very proud to be the founder of it. Also I have made MANY friends that are just as close as the people in my town.

PB Pet Peeves: I guess I get a little disturbed when I have around 70 splats in a vaderz game and I'm the only person left then while I am big-headed because everyone is telling me how awesome I am..... the last dumb bot gets the best of me... yea.. that is my PB Pet Peeve.

Fav. PB Weapon: I cannot be pulled apart from my ULUHV gun although XDP's UHV Launcher is a strong runner-up.

Fav. Bot: Having this be the first time I have ever been asked this question... I will have to say that since I have never actually got to "get to know" a bot since they do not like to shake hands... The Stealth bot is my fav because I like Green. :-)

Fav. PBN Player: I do not have a favorite PBN player. I do have one person in mind that I have come to love to play in games with though and that person is QTPie. Many many many nights we have been the only two people left in games where I was her "Knight" protecting her. I LOVE IT :-)

Famous Quotes [quotes you are well known for] : "Game Ready Auto...... prepare to die!"

Other/ Comments: Now days I have been learning at home (homeschool) so I don't get to associate with my friends like I use to on a day to day basis. Sometimes it gets very lonely but ever since I have been playing PBN I have always had friends to turn to. There are around 20 of you guys on during the day that I am close friends with and around 10 during the night. So anytime I ever want to talk with someone you guys are always there. Many people have told me "you can't have a friend that all you know about them is that of which they type". I just laugh at them because I know what they are missing out on:-) I just want to let everyone know that I really do have a lot of fun playing and just sitting and talking with you. I have over 100 of you PBN people on my icq list and at least 70 of you send me messages daily.. I love that :-) and you sure do make it easy to laugh at those who say your fake people.

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